Feeding Pigs

"Feeding Pigs"

A man passing an orchard noticed a farmer with
a herd of pigs gathered around his feet. The
farmer was holding a pig up above his shoulder
so it could bite off an apple. Then, he put the pig
down and raised another, then another.

The passerby shouted to the farmer: "Why don't
you just shake the tree and let the apples fall on
the ground? That would save a lot of time."

The farmer responded, "What do pigs care about time?"

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"Yin Road"

The map her friend had drawn indicated that the client, a
country vet she was to see, lived in the second farm past
Yin road. Try as she might, the vet could not find a Yin
Road anywhere! Exasperated, she finally stopped to
ask directions.

She stopped and asked at the next farm. "I ain't never
heard of no Yin Road." said the farmer. "But ya might try
askin' old man McGillicuddy, he's lived 'round here for
better 'n 70 years."

"Thanks," replied the vet. "Where can I find him?"

"He lives on the second farm past the Y in the road."
Received on Sat Jun 23 08:57:57 2007