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"Tried And Trusted"

A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said
to the bank manager, "I would like to speak with
Mr. Reginald Jones, who I understand is a tried
and trusted employee of yours."

The banker said, "Yes, he certainly was trusted.
And he will be tried as soon as we catch him."

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"Best Suited For.."

Bob meets Bill at the bar after work and is looking down
in the dumps.

"What's wrong now Bob," asked Bill.

Bob replies, "They called in a management team and
gave everyone in the office an aptitude test to see what
they were best suited for."

"Yeah, so what's the problem with that," asks Bill.

Bob sighs, "Well, it seems I'm best suited for
unemployment."
Received on Fri Jun 22 07:42:38 2007