Treatment Plan

"Treatment Plan"

A husband and wife are on a nudist beach when suddenly
a wasp buzzes into the wife's business end. Naturally
enough, she panics. The husband is also quite shaken
but manages to put a coat on her, pull up his shorts and
carries her to the car. Then he makes a mad dash to the doctor.

The doctor, after examining her, says that the wasp is too
far in to remove with forceps so he says to the husband that
he will have to try and entice it out by putting honey on his
pecker and withdrawing as soon as he feels the wasp.

And so the honey is smeared, but because of his wife's
screaming and his frantic dash to the doctor and the general
panic, he just can't rise to the occasion.

So the doctor says he'll perform the deed if the husband
and wife don't object. Naturally both agree for fear the wasp
will do any damage, so the doctor quickly undresses, smears
the honey on and instantly gets an erection, at which time he
begins to plug the wife. Only he doesn't stop and withdraw
but continues with vigor.

The husband shouts, "What the hell's happening?"

To which the doctor replies, "Change of plan.
I'm going to drown the b*stard!"
Received on Tue Jun 26 08:09:20 2007