Kid Impressions

"Little Johnny and the Communion"

Little Johnny was in church when the wine and
wafers were passed out. His mother leaned over
and told him that he was not old enough to partake
in the Communion.

When the basket was passed around she leaned
over once again to tell him to drop his money in,
but Little Johnny held his dollar firmly in his hand, stating...

"If I can't eat, I won't pay!"

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"Kid Impressions"

Mommy has told her little girl all about the making
of babies. Little Annie is now silent for a while.

"You understand it now?" Mommy asks.

"Yes," replies her daughter.

"Do you still have any questions?"

"Yes, how about little kittens? How does that work?"

"In exactly the same way as with babies."

"Wow!" the girl exclaims. "My daddy can do ANYTHING!"
Received on Sun Jun 17 08:01:30 2007