Noah and the Camels

"Attitude is Everything"

A Bedouin wandering in the Sahara happened
upon an American dressed in a bathing suit,
flip-flops, a big, over-sized t-shirt and sunglasses.

The Bedouin gazed at him in amazement, "What
are you doing all the way out here dressed like that!?"

"I'm going swimming," the tourist explained.

"But the ocean is eight hundred miles away,"
the Arab informed him.

"Eight hundred miles!" the American exclaimed
with a whistle of appreciation. "Boy, wow, what a beach!"

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"Noah and the Camels"

Noah was standing at the gangplank checking off the pairs
of animals when he saw three camels trying to get on board.

"Wait a minute!" he said. "Two each is the limit. One of you
will have to stay behind."

"It won't be me," said the first camel. "I'm the camel whose
back is broken by the last straw."

"I'm the one people swallow while straining at a gnat," said the second.

"And I am the one that shall pass through the eye of a needle
sooner than a rich man shall enter heaven." said the third.

"Well, I guess you had better all come in," said Noah, "the
world is going to need all of you."
Received on Mon Jun 18 07:00:01 2007