How to Play An Instrument

"How to Play An Instrument"

This guy was working on a building site one day
nailing a fence together with a nail gun, the type
that fires a nail straight through the planks and
pins them together.

Unfortunately, someone above him dropped a
brick right on his head, causing him to fall over
and accidentally fire four nail into his pecker.

Some days later he wakes up in hospital to find
a doctor standing by his bed.

"I've got some bad news and some good news,"
says the doctor.

"What's the bad news" replied the man.

"You've got four holes in your penis where the nails
went through."

"Darn, what's the good news?"

"I'm going to send you to see a specialist."

"Great, does he do plastic surgery?"

"No, but he plays the flute."
Received on Tue Jun 5 09:36:52 2007