Idiots At Work

From: unicorn <unicorn_at_indenial.com>
Date: Mon Jun 04 2007 - 07:38:44 EDT

"Idiots At Work"

I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase
when the clerk noticed that I had never signed my
name on the back of the credit card.

She informed me that she could not complete the
transaction unless the card was signed. When I
asked why, she explained that it was necessary to
compare the signature on the credit card with the
signature I just signed on the receipt.

So I signed the credit card in front of her. She carefully
compared that signature to the one I signed on the
receipt. As luck would have it, they matched.

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"Lettuce"

A young woman went to a local Taco Bell and
ordered a taco. She asked the individual behind
the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he
was sorry, but they only had iceberg.

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"How Dumb Can You Be?"

Drug Possession Defendant Christopher Jansen,
on trial in March in Pontiac, Michigan, said he had
been searched without a warrant.

The prosecutor said the officer didn't need a warrant
because a "bulge" in Christopher's jacket could have
been a gun.

"Nonsense", said Christopher, who happened to be
wearing the same jacket that day in court.

He handed it over so the judge could see it.

The judge discovered a packet of cocaine in the pocket
and laughed so hard he required a five-minute recess
to compose himself.

Received on Mon Jun 4 07:38:45 2007