Marrying One's Obsession

"Marrying One's Obsession"

Four preachers and their wives all met at the Pearly
Gates. The first approached St. Peter and asked to
enter Haven. St Peter said, "I can't let you in. It seems
you have a problem with money. You love money
so much that you even married a woman named
Penny. You'll just have to wait in that room over
there."

The second preacher approached and was told that
he couldn't enter either because he had a problem
with alcohol. "You love it so much that you even
married a woman named Brandy," St. Peter said, "
Wait in there."

The third preacher came forward, but he too was told
that he would not be able to enter because he loved
the glitter of gold and the sparkle of diamonds. St.
Peter told him, "You love it so much that you even
married a woman named Jewel. Go wait in the other
room."

The fourth preacher just sighed and followed the
others to the room saying to his wife, "Come on,
Fanny."
Received on Mon Jun 4 07:37:05 2007