Shipwrecked

"Shipwrecked"

A guy gets shipwrecked. When he wakes up, he's
on a beach. The sand is dark red. He can't believe it.
The sky is dark red. He walks around a bit and sees
that there is dark red grass, dark red birds and dark
red fruit on the dark red trees. He's shocked when
he finds that his skin is starting to turn dark red too.

"Oh no!!" he says, "I think I've been marooned!!"

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"The Golfer"

A priest rushed from church one day to keep a
golf date. He was halfway down the first fairway,
waiting to hit his second shot, when he heard the
familiar "FORE!" and a ball slammed into his back.

Soon the golfer who had made the drive was on the
scene to offer his apologies. When the priest assured
him that he was all right, the man smiled.

"Thank goodness, Father!" he exclaimed. "I've been
playing this game for forty years, and now I can finally
tell my friends that I've hit my first holy one!"
Received on Mon Jul 30 00:08:30 2007