Live Fish

"Kinky aka Live Fish"

It seems John had been experimenting with an
unusual method of seeking autoerotic gratification;
namely, inserting a live fish into his anus.

What he hadn't counted on was the fish's fins acting,
in effect, like one of those sets of driveway spikes
that allow you to drive over them one way but puncture
your tires if you try to go the other way.

In his pain and panic, he dialed emergency. The EMT
arrived, surveyed the situation, and said, "John, you
just have learn to chew your food better."
Received on Tue Jul 31 08:10:16 2007