Intentions

"Intentions"

A college student picked up his date at her parents
home. He'd scraped together every cent he had to
take her to a fancy restaurant. To his dismay, she
ordered almost everything expensive on the menu.

Appetizers, lobster, champagne. . .the works. Finally
he asked her, "Does your Mother feed you like this at home?"

"No, of course not," she said, "but my Mother's not
looking to get lucky, either."
Received on Mon Jul 30 00:07:41 2007