Headstones

"What Side?"

A woman brought an old picture of her dead
husband, wearing a hat, to the photographer.
She wanted to know if the photographer could
remove the hat from the picture. He convinced
her he could easily do that, and asked her what
side of his head he parted his hair on.

"I forget," she said. "But you can see that for
yourself when you take off his hat.

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"Headstones"

Our blonde teens, Muffy and Buffy, are taking a shortcut
through the old Catholic cemetery when they begin to
notice a few of the more interesting epitaphs.

"Look at this headstone," says Muffy. "It says a guy by
the name of Agostino, from Sicily, lived to the age of 93."

"Gee, that's old," says Buffy. "But look at this one --
'Cesar Sanchez -- Born in Mexico City, Died in
Los Angeles, Age 97.'"

They continue strolling through the cemetery until
Muffy stops in her tracks and exclaims,

"Whoaaaaaaaa! Look at that headstone across the
path -- there's an Irish guy who died when he was
145 years old!"

"Wow!" says Buffy. "What was his name?"

"Miles," says Muffy.

"I can barely see the headstone from here," says
Buffy. "Where does it say how old he was? And Irish?"

Muffy peers at the stone across the path and reads aloud:

"Died 145 Miles from Dublin."
Received on Wed Jul 25 06:46:22 2007