Old but Not Forgotten

"Old but Not Forgotten"

Howard is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home. Every
night after dinner, Howard goes to a secluded garden
behind the center to sit and ponder his accomplishments
and long life. One evening, Annabel, age 87, wanders
into the garden. They begin to chat, and before they
know it, several hours have passed.

After a short lull in their conversation, Howard turns to
Annabel and asks, "Do you know what I miss most of all?"
She asks, "What?"

He replies "SEX!!!"

Annabel exclaims, "Why you old geezer, you couldn't get it
up if I held a gun to your head!"

"I know", Howard says, "but it would be nice if a woman
just held it for a while."

"Well, I can oblige," says Annabel, who gently unzips his
trousers and removes his manhood and proceeds to hold
it. Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the
garden where they would sit and talk and Annabel would
hold Howard's manhood.

Then, one night, Howard didn't show up at their usual
meeting place. Alarmed, Annabel decided to find Howard
and make sure that he was O.K. She walked around the
home until she found him sitting by the pool with another
female resident who was holding Howard's manhood!

Furious, Annabel yelled, "You two-timing creep! What
does she have that I don't have?!?"

Howard smiled and replied.....

.........."Parkinson's!"
Received on Wed Jul 25 06:49:01 2007