Most Wanted

"No Need To Worry"

My five-year-old son called his mother from his
friend Steven's house and confessed he had
broken a lamp when he threw a football in their living room.

"But, Mom," he said, "you don't have to worry
about buying another one. Mrs. Smith says it was irreplaceable."

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"Most Wanted"

Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to
the local police station, where they saw pictures of the
10 Most Wanted men tacked to a bulletin board.

One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked
if it really was the photo of a wanted person.

"Yes," said the policeman. "The detectives want him very badly."

So Little Johnny asked, "Why didn't you keep him
when you took his picture?"
Received on Tue Jul 24 07:28:17 2007