Happy Cinderella

"Happy Cinderella"

Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked
stepmother wouldn't let her. As Cinderella sits
crying in the garden, her fairy g~dmother appears,
and promises to provide Cinderella with everything
she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions.

"First, you must wear a diaphragm." Cinderella agrees.
"What's the second condition?"

"You must be home by 2am. Any later, and your
diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin."

Cinderella agrees to be home by 2. The appointed hour
comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally,
at 5am, Cinderella show up, looking love-struck and "very" satisfied.

"Where have you been?" demands the fairy g~dmother.
"Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!!!"

"I met a prince, Fairy G~dmother. He took care of everything."

"I know of no prince with that kind of power! What was his name?"

"I can't remember, exactly...Peter Peter, something or other...."
Received on Fri Jul 20 08:06:07 2007