Redneck Computer Terms

"Redneck Computer Terms"

BACKUP - What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods.

BAR CODE - Them's the fight'n rules down in the local tavern.

BUG - The reason you give for calling in sick.

BYTE - What your pit bull dun to cusin Jethro.

CACHE - Needed when you run out of food stamps.

CHIP - Pasture muffins that you try not to step in.

TERMINAL - Time to call the undertaker.

CRASH - When you go to Junior's party uninvited.

DIGITAL - The art of counting on your fingers.

DISKETTE - Female disco dancer.

FAX - What you lie about to the IRS.

HACKER - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking.

HARDCOPY - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos.

INTERNET - Where cafeteria workers put their hair.

KEYBOARD - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere.

MAC - Big Bubba's favorite fast food.

MEGAHERTZ - How your head feels after 17 beers.

MODEM - What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall.

MOUSE PAD - Where Mickey and Minnie live.

NETWORK - Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line.

ONLINE - Where to stay when taking the sobriety test.

ROM - Where the Pope lives.

SCREEN - Helps keep the Skeeters off the porch.

SERIAL PORT - A red wine you drink after breakfast.

SUPERCONDUCTOR - AMTRAK's Employee of the Year.

SCSI - What you call your week-old underwear.
Received on Fri Jul 20 08:04:00 2007