Drunk Business

"Drunk Business"

This guy is sitting in a bar drunk, he asks the bartender
where's the bathroom at. The bartender said, go
down the hall and make a right.

Well, all of a sudden, everybody at the bar hears this
loud scream and wonders what is going on in the
bathroom. A few minutes go by again and everybody
at the bar hears another loud scream that came out
of the bathroom again.

This time the bartender goes into the bathroom to
investigate what the drunk is screaming about. He
opens the door and asks the drunk,
"What's all the screaming about in here?
You are scaring all my customers away."

The drunk says, "I'm sitting on the toilet and every
time I go to flush it, something comes up and
squeezes the hell out of my balls."

With that, the bartender opens up the door and
looks in and says,

"No wonder, you're sitting on a mop bucket!!"
Received on Thu Jul 19 08:02:45 2007