Brothers

"Fire"

Several Nuns were in there second floor convent
one night when a fire broke out. The Nuns took there
habits off and tied them together to make a rope to
get out of the building via the window.

After they were safely on the ground and out of the
building, a news reporter came over to one of the
Nuns and said to her, "Weren't you afraid that the
habits could have ripped or broke since they are old?

The Nun Replied, "No, don't you know old habits
are hard to break?"

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"Brothers"

There where once two brothers called William and
Wayne. Will was 12 years old and his little brother
was 3. The neighbors noticed they always went around
together, if William went down to the ballpark, his little
brother would toddle along behind him, even if the
game was a bit rough; and when Wayne went to playgroup,
his elder brother would come too, and sit there with all the toddlers.

One neighbor thought this was really strange, so one day
he leaned over the fence and asked the kids' mother why
they were so inseparable even though they had nothing in common.

Well, the mother replied, didn't you know: where there's
a Will there's a Wayne.
Received on Thu Jul 19 08:00:26 2007