Gas Station Contest

"Gas Station Contest"

Two Blond guys drove to a gas station in a remote
district for a fill-up because they heard about a contest
being offered by the station to patrons who purchase
a full tank of gas. When they went inside to pay, the men
asked the attendant about the contest.

"If you win, you're entitled to free sex," said the attendant.

"How do we enter ?" asked one Blond guy.

"Well, I'm thinking of a number between 1-10, if you
guess right you win free sex."

"O.K. I guess 7," said the Blond.

"Sorry, I was thinking of 8," replied the attendant.

The next week, the two returned to the same station to
get gas. When they went inside to pay, one Blond guy
asked the attendant if the contest was still going on.

"Sure," replied the attendant. "I'm thinking of a number
between 1-10, if you guess right, you win free sex."

"2," said the Blond.

"Sorry, I was thinking of 3," replied the attendant.
"Come back soon and try again."

As they walked back to the car, one Blond said to the
other, "You know, I'm beginning to think this contest is rigged."

"No way," said the other Blond. "My wife won twice last week!"
Received on Thu Jul 19 07:59:06 2007