Romantic Night

"Romantic Night"

An older couple was lying in bed one night...

The husband was falling asleep but the wife felt
romantic and wanted to talk. She said, "You use to
hold my hand when we were courting."

Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a
second, then tried to get back to sleep.

A few moments later she said, "Then you used to kiss me."

Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck
on the cheek and settled down to sleep.

Thirty seconds later she said, "Then you used to
nibble my neck." Angrily, he threw back the bed
covers and got out of bed.

"Where are you going?" she asked.

"To get my teeth!"

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"The Shoes"

Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one
day when he came across a ticket from the local
shoe repair shop.

The date stamped on the ticket showed that it was
over eleven years old. They both laughed and tried
to remember which of them might have forgotten
to pick up a pair of shoes over a decade ago.

"Do you think the shoes will still be in the shop?" Arnold asked.

"Not very likely," his wife said.

"It's worth a try," Arnold said, pocketing the ticket.

He went downstairs, hopped into the car, and drove to the store.

With a straight face, he handed the ticket to the
man behind the counter.

With a face just as straight, the man said, "Just a
minute. I'll have to look for these."

He disappeared into a dark corner at the back of the
shop. Two minutes later, the man called out, "Here they are!"

"No kidding?" Arnold called back. "That's terrific! Who
would have thought they'd still be here after all this time."

The man came back to the counter, empty-handed.

"They'll be ready Thursday," he said calmly.
Received on Sat Jul 21 07:15:31 2007