Hedgehog Problems

"Hedgehog Problems"

One day a hedgehog was wandering through the
forest looking for his willy, which had gone missing
the night before.

He encountered a badger, and asked him: "Have
you seen my knob? It's about so long and it's got
four spines on it."

"No, sorry mate, can't say that I have. Now get lost,
pin-cushion."

The hedgehog then bumped into a squirrel. "Excuse
me Mr. Squirrel, but have you seen my prick? It's so
long and got four spines in it."

Mr. Squirrel replied: "Nope, but I've got plenty of nuts!"
He then gave hedgehog the finger and ran into the
bushes giggling in a shrill fashion.

Just then a deep voice boomed out: "I know where your
willy is."

Hedgehog looked up into the trees and spied a large,
black cat draped over a branch.

"In fact, I ate it." said the cat.

"YOU ATE MY KNOB?" shrieked hedgehog, "WHY?"

"Well, it's because I'm a four-point-tool-eater Jaguar."
Received on Wed Jan 31 06:26:56 2007