The Little Pebble

"The Little Pebble"

A guy walks into his psychologist's office and says,
"Doc, there is this woman that I really like, but
whenever I open my mouth to tell her how I feel,
I say the wrong thing, and then I walk away
embarrassed, feeling like a little pebble."

His doctor looks at him and says "Listen, if you
want to be with her, you're just going to have
to be a little boulder."

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"Jungle Warfare"

Deep in the interior of an African jungle, there arose
a territorial dispute over a shaded resting area. On
one side were some cheetahs, a few monkeys and
a den of lions. On the other, were some parrots, a
few leopards and a troop of gorillas.

Each camp had drawn a line where their domain
and the disputed territory met. They knew not to
cross the line without a companion for it would
mean certain death.

Both camps would taunt each other. One monkey
in particular, would howl at dawn causing the
gorillas to respond with ferocious chest beatings.
This met with the approval of his friends...until the
monkey began to howl earlier in the morning, late
at night and many times in between. The big cats
in his camp were getting annoyed and one sleepless
lion warned him several times to howl only at dawn.

The monkey continued to howl whenever he chose.
The lion became so angry he devoured the monkey.

An investigation was held. One of the cheetahs
remarked, "He was warned several times. It's his
fault. He would still be alive if he had not crossed
the lion."
Received on Tue Jan 30 10:10:37 2007