Little Johnny's Painful Experience

"Little Johnny's Painful Experience"

Little Johnny has just been toilet trained and decides
to use the big toilet like his daddy. He pushes up the
seat and balances his little pecker on the rim.

Just then the toilet seat slams down, and little
Johnny lets out in a scream.

His mother comes running to the boy, hopping round the
room clutching his genitals and howling. He looks
up at her with his little tear stained face and sniffles,
"K-k-k-k-kiss {sniff} it to make it better."

Little Johnny's mother shouts,

"Don't you start your father's crap with me!"
Received on Thu Jan 25 07:07:21 2007