Parking Lot Rules

"Parking Lot Rules"

Rule #1 - When waiting for a parking spot, stop in
the middle of the road, don't signal, and orient your
car diagonally to prevent others from passing.

Rule #2 - Always park on the lines, taking up as
many spots as possible. Diagonal parking is
preferred.

Rule #3 - In a crowded parking lot, if you find a
spot and have the opportunity to pull through to
an adjacent one, drive up half way and stop on
the line, taking both.

Rule #4 - As you pull into a spot, if you see that
the space ahead of you is empty and you see
another driver signaling to take it, pull though
and take it from him.

Rule #5 - Always park close enough to the
adjacent car so that the other driver must grease
up with Vaseline to squeeze into his/her car.

Rule #6 - When getting out of your car, hit the
adjacent vehicle with your door really hard.

Rule #7 - When driving through the parking lot,
ignore the painted lanes and drive diagonally from
one end to another at a high rate of speed.

Rule #8 - When stopped in front of a store and
waiting for a friend/relative to make a purchase,
make sure that you are stopped in the middle of
the road. The same rules applies to picking-up
and discharging passengers.

Rule #9 - When a vehicle from the opposite
direction is signaling and waiting for a parking
space, position your car so that you are in his
way and let the car behind you take it.

Rule #10 - If you have Handicap license plates
and there are empty spaces up front, use up
a regular parking spot.
Received on Thu Jan 25 07:02:10 2007