21 To Rob And Drink

"Are You All Right?"

Toward the end of our senior year in high school,
we were required to take a CPR course. The classes
used the well known mannequin victim, Rescue
Anne, to practice.

My group's model was legless to allow for storage
in a carrying case.

The class went off in groups to practice. As instructed,
one of my classmates gently shook the doll and asked
"Are you all right?" He then put his ear over the
mannequin's mouth to listen for breathing.

Suddenly he turned to the instructor and exclaimed,
"She said she can't feel her legs!"

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"21 To Rob And Drink!"

A guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun
and demanded all the cash from the cash drawer.
After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber
saw a bottle of scotch that he wanted behind the
counter on the shelf.

He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but
he refused, saying "I don't believe you are over 21."

The robber said he was, but the clerk still refused
to give it to him because he didn't believe him. At
this point the robber took his drivers license out
of his wallet and gave it to the clerk.

The clerk looked it over, and agreed that the man
was in fact over 21 and he put the scotch in the bag.

The robber then ran from the store with his loot.
The cashier promptly called the police and gave
them the name and address that he got off the
license. They arrested the robber two hours later.
Received on Wed Jan 24 07:32:22 2007