Grandma Doesn't Know Everything

"Grandma Doesn't Know Everything"

Little Johnny was staying with his grandmother for
a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other
kids for a while when he came into the house and
asked her, "Grandma, what is that called when 2
people are sleeping in the same room and one
is on top of the other?"

She was a little taken aback, but decided to tell
him the truth. "It's called sexual intercourse, darling."

Little Johnny just said, "Oh, OK" and went back
outside to talk and play with the other kids.

A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily,
"Grandma, it is not called sexual intercourse!
It's called bunk beds!"
Received on Fri Jan 5 10:23:23 2007