New Baby

"New Baby"

Minutes after a woman gave birth to her baby her
doctor stood solemnly at her bedside and said,
"I have something I must tell you about your baby."

"What's wrong?" the alarmed mother asked.

"Your baby is a hermaphrodite."

"What's that?"

"It means your baby has both male and
female parts."

"Oh, my goodness, that's wonderful!" the woman
exclaimed. "You mean it has a penis and a brain?
WOW!! That doesn't happen often, does it?!"
Received on Thu Jan 4 11:59:05 2007