Dangerous Food

"Why Are Wedding Dresses White?"

A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night
goes to his mother with the following question:
"Mom, why are wedding dresses white?"

The mother looks at her son and replies, "Son,
this shows the town that your bride is pure."

The son thanks his mom and goes off to double-
check this with his father. "Dad why are wedding
dresses white?"

The father looks at his son in surprise and says,
"Son, all household appliances come in white."

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"Dangerous Food"

A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa.
"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to
have killed most of us sitting here years ago. Red
meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining.

Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can
be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term
harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.

But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of
all and we all have, or will, eat it. Some of you will not
agree, but most will. Can anyone here tell me what
food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for
years after eating it?"

After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in
the front row raised his hand, and softly said,

"Wedding Cake."
Received on Wed Feb 21 08:36:42 2007