Snow-Bound Blonde

"The Double-Decker Bus"

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette sign up with a
tourist group for a chartered double-decker bus trip
to London. There are only two seats left on the bottom
of the bus and only one seat on the top of the bus
available when they board. The young ladies decide
to take turns riding on the top and flip a coin to see
who gets the first turn. The blonde wins the toss
so up to the upper level she goes.

A couple of hours later, it's the redhead's turn. She
takes the steps to the top and sees the blonde, sitting
there scared half to death. She's clutching the seat in
front of her so hard that her knuckles are white.

"What's goin' on?" the redhead asks. "We're havin'
a grand old time down below, singing and laughing."

The blonde replies, "Yeah, but you've got a driver!"

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"Snow-Bound Blonde"

One winter morning a couple was listening to the
radio over breakfast. They hear the announcer say,
"we are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today
You must park your car on the even-numbered side
of the street, so the snowplows can get through."
Norman's wife goes out and moves her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the
radio announcer says, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches
of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-
numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can
get through." Norman's wife goes out and moves her
car again.

The next week they are again having breakfast, when the
radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches
of snow today. You must park .." Then the power goes out.
Norman's wife is very upset, and with a worried look on
her face she says, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which
side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows
can get through?"

With the love and understanding in his voice that all men
who are married to blondes exhibit, Norman says,

"Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"
Received on Tue Feb 20 07:52:04 2007