Snappy Answer

"Snappy Answer"

A flight attendant was stationed at the departure
gate to check tickets. As a man approached,
she extended her hand for the ticket, he opened
his trench coat and flashed her.

Without missing a beat she said, "Sir, I need to
see your ticket, not your stub."

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"Little Stinker"

Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor.

"Do you wash?" the doc asked the rank young girl.

"Oh, yes," Mary answered. "Each morning, I start
at my head and wash down as far as possible.
Then I start at my feet and wash up as far up as
possible."

"Well," the doc concluded, "go home and wash
possible."
Received on Thu Feb 15 07:50:54 2007