Frankenstein

"Frankenstein"

After forty years of marriage, Frankenstein and the
Bride of Frankenstein came to a stand still in their
love life. Each night Frankenstein would come home
from work, eat his dinner, and sit in front of the
television set until he fell asleep. Dissatisfied with
this arrangement, the Bride decided to see a therapist.

"He's never in the mood," complained the Bride.

"Try a romantic candlelight dinner," suggested the
therapist.

The next day, the Bride returned to the therapist with
a frown on her face. "He's still not in the mood," she
complained.

"This time," the therapist recommended, "Try
something more seductive. Put on some sexy
lingerie and lure him into the bedroom."

But the Bride returned to the therapist the following
day complaining that her monster of a husband was
still not in the mood. As a final piece of advice, the
therapist said, "You should try to recreate the moment
that first sparked your romance."

The next day the Bride returned with a huge grin on
her face. "Thank you so much," she said to the therapist.
"Last night, I forced Frankenstein to come outside in the
middle of the lightening storm. And right there, in our
backyard, he made love to me like it was our very first time."

"Making love in a lightening storm put him in the mood?"
asked the therapist.

"Well," said the Bride of Frankenstein, "I tied a kite to
his penis."
Received on Wed Feb 14 10:00:34 2007