Swift Return

"Fishing"

A boy was taking care of his baby sister while
his parents went to town shopping. He decided
to go fishing and he had to take her along.

"I'll never do that again!" he told his mother
that evening. "I didn't catch a thing!"

"Oh, next time I'm sure she'll be quiet and
not scare the fish away," his mother said.

The boy said, "It wasn't that. She ate all the bait."

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"Swift Return"

My sister and her husband recently went on
a scuba diving trip with a group of friends.

They had nearly finished the days dive and
were preparing to head in for the evening.

One man was left in the water and as he was
coming to the surface, he saw a fish swim by
that had a pair of false teeth in its mouth. The
fish evidently decided it could not eat this strange
substance and dropped the teeth. The man was
able to grab them and went about getting out of the water.

There was quite a commotion on the deck as one
woman was really upset that she had washed her
mouth out with water, and her teeth fell overboard.

Realizing that he was the hero of the day, he says, "Is this them?"

Now what are the odds of seeing a fish with
dentures or a rescue of teeth being that swift?
Received on Thu Dec 13 08:43:08 2007