Getting into Heaven

"Getting into Heaven"

Three couples went flying on a private plane. The
plane went down, and all 3 couples were at the
pearly gates waiting in line to be admitted into heaven. . .

St. Peter looks at couple #1 and says to the man,
"I see you've been pretty good but I see that food was
your real g~d in life. . . .food, food, food . You loved
food so much, you even married girl named COOKIE.
Well, I need to think about this. . . get back to the end of the line."

Couple #2 came forward. St Peter said to the man:
"You've been pretty good, but money was your real
g~d.. . money, money, money. You loved money
so much you even married a girl named PENNY.
Well, I can't decide what to do with you either.
Get to the end of the line, please."

Now couple #3 just shrug, and wave and start toward the end of the line.

St Peter said: "Hey, I haven't looked over your life yet.. . "

The man replied: "Oh, I know, but it's just that me and my wife FANNY. . ."
Received on Thu Dec 13 08:42:01 2007