Jack and Jill

"Jack and Jill"

The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it
down to one of two people, Jill or Jack. It was an
impossible decision because they were both super workers.

Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the
first one who used the water cooler the next morning.
Jill came in the next morning with a horrible hangover
after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin.

The boss approached her and said, "Jill , I have never
done this before but I have to lay you or Jack off."

"Couldn't you just jack off?" she says. "I don't feel well today."
Received on Fri Dec 14 06:56:34 2007