The Education Of Marriage

"Compliments"

Leah and Sarah are old friends. They have both
been married to their husbands for a long time;
Sarah is upset because she thinks her husband
doesn't find her attractive anymore.

"As I get older he doesn't bother to look at me!"

Sarah cries. "I'm so sorry for you, as I get older
my husband says I get more beautiful every day." replies Leah.

"Yes, but your husband's an antique dealer."

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"The Education Of Marriage"

On their 40th wedding anniversary and during
the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked to
give his friends a brief account of the benefits
of a marriage of such long duration.

"Tell us Tom, just what is it you have learned
from all those wonderful years with your wife?"

Tom responds, "Well, I've learned that marriage
is the best teacher of all. It teaches you loyalty,
meekness, forbearance, self-restraint, forgiveness --
and a great many other qualities you wouldn't have
needed if you'd stayed single."
Received on Wed Dec 5 03:24:57 2007