Santa's Spelling

"Santa's Spelling"

A little boy sits on Santa's lap. Santa says, "I bet I know
what you want for Christmas," and with his finger he
taps the boys nose with every letter he spells "T-O-Y-S."

The little boy thinks a second and says, "No, I have enough toys."

Santa replies once again tapping the boys nose with
every letter, "C-A-N-D-Y."

Again the little boy thinks a second and says, "No, I
have all kinds of candy."

"Well what would you like for Christmas?" Santa asks.

The little boy replies, tapping Santa on the nose,
"P-U-S-S-Y, and don't tell me you don't have any
because I can smell it on your finger!"
Received on Wed Dec 5 03:23:33 2007