Psychic Worries

"Psychic Worries"

When to start worrying about the quality of your Psychic:

Keeps shaking black "crystal ball," then saying, "Ask again later."

Every time you draw the Death card, she yells "Go Fish!"

Looks suspiciously like that guy who fixed your muffler last week.

His idea of an "out of body experience" involves whipped cream and
women's clothing.

His spoon bending requires two pliers.

Sign in window: "As Seen on '60 Minutes.'"

During card-reading, asks if you want to "hit" or "stand."

Insists that your astrological sign is "The Armadillo."

Psychics Magazine rates her just below fortune cookies, just above your mom.

Repeatedly attempts to read your palm with his genitalia.

Shakes her crystal ball, then predicts a large snowstorm.
Received on Thu Dec 6 07:30:42 2007