Rude Parrot

"Rude Parrot"

A lady was walking down the street to work and
she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store.
The parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."

Well, as you can imagine, the lady is furious!
She stormed past the store to her work. On the way
home she saw the same parrot and it said to her,
"Hey lady, you are really ugly."

She was incredibly ticked now.

The next day the same parrot again said to her,
"WOW lady, you are still really ugly."

The lady was so ticked that she went into the store
and said that she would sue the store and kill the
bird if the manager didn't take care of this problem.

The store manager apologized profusely and
promised he would make sure the parrot didn't
say it again. When the lady walked past the store
that day after work, the parrot called to her,

"Hey lady."

She paused and said, "Yes?"

The bird said, "You know."

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"Three Men, A Chicken, And A Cow"

There were three men traveling together, a priest,
a farmer and a lawyer. It was starting to get late
and they needed to find a place to sleep.

They came across this farm and they asked the
farmer there if they could spend the night. He said,
“That’s fine but my guest room is only big enough
for two people, one of you will have to sleep in the
barn.”

The priest said, “I don't mind sleeping with G~d's
creatures, I will take the barn.” So they all agreed
and went to their rooms.

About an hour later there was a knock at the guest room
door and there stood the priest. “There is a chicken in
there that won't stop clucking! I'm sorry but I'm going to
have to sleep in the guest room.”

“That's ok,” said the farmer, “I'll sleep in the barn, after
all, I'm used to it.” So they all agreed and traded places.

About an hour later there was a knock at the guest
room door and there stood the farmer. “I can't stand
the odor from that cow in there any more. I'm sorry
but I'm going to have to sleep in the guest room.”

“Well, I guess that leaves me,” said the lawyer. So
he went to sleep in the barn. About an hour later
there is a knock at the guest room door and there
stand the chicken and the cow....
Received on Wed Apr 25 06:47:54 2007