A Miracle Cure

"A Miracle Cure"

A man comes to a doctor and, twitching his fingers
and stuttering, finally manages to say, "Doctor, I have
a sexual performance problem. Can you help me?"

"Oh, that's not a problem for us men anymore!"
announces a proud physician, "They just came out
with this new wonder drug that does the trick! You
take some pills, and your problems are history."

So the doctor gives the man a prescription and sends
him on his merry way.

A couple of months later, the doctor runs into his
patient on the street.

"Doctor, Doctor!" exclaims the man excitedly, "I've got
to thank you! This drug is a miracle! It's wonderful!
I've had sex fourteen times in eight days!"

"Well, I'm glad to hear that" says the pleased physician,
"What does your wife think about it?"

"Wife?" asks the man, "I haven't even been home yet!"
Received on Wed Apr 25 06:46:19 2007