Random Q & A

"Random Q & A"

Q: What do you call a butler with no teeth?
A: An in-dentured servant.

Q: What do you call a garbage man with no nose?
A: Lucky.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To prove to the armadillo that it could be done.

Q. What do you call a chicken that crosses the road twice without taking
a bath?
A. A dirty double crosser.

Q. Why did the chicken only cross the road halfway?
A. It wanted to lay it on the line.

Q. What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
A. Kids don't eat broccoli.

Q. What has four wheels and flies?
A. A trash truck.

Q: What did the digital watch say to the alarm clock?
A: Look, mom! No hands!

Q: What a fisherman paid?
A: The net profits.

Q: What's a kangaroo's favorite year?
A: A leap year.

Q: What's the best way to drive a baby buggy?
A: Tickle its feet.

Q: What's the fastest growing animal?
A: A kangaroo. It grows in leaps and bounds.

Q: What did one casket say to the other casket?
A: Is that you, coffin?

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
A: The lawyer charges more.

Q: What's the difference between a destroyer and a cheat?
A: One rules the waves: the other waives the rules.

Q: What did the petroleum sing to the coal?
A: "What kind of fuel am I?"

Q: How do dogs celebrate birthdays?
A: The same way they celebrate everything else -
by sniffing each other's rear-ends.

Q. Did you hear about the man who fell into an upholstery machine?
A. He's fully recovered!

Q: What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A: Anyone can roast beef.
Received on Wed Apr 18 03:13:14 2007