Mating Call

"Mating Call"

The young Farmer Brown made an appointment with
the family doctor, regarding sexual problems he was
having with his wife.

"Now listen, Luke," the doctor advised, "you have to
be more loving to your wife. Give her lots of hugs and
kisses. Show her how much you care."

"Well, I do the best I can, Doc," the fellow cried. "You
see I'm up before the sun rises, working in the field
until dusk. I'm just too tired."

The doctor thought for a moment and then said, "Take
a shotgun with you next time you work in the field and
shoot it off every time you're feeling a bit frisky. When
your wife hears the noise, she'll come a-runnin'."

About a month later Farmer Brown went back to the doctor....
this time really depressed.

"What's wrong?" asked the doctor. "Didn't you take my
advice?"

"Yep, I sure did, and everything was going great until
hunting season started last week," moaned the farmer.
"I haven't seen her since."
Received on Wed Apr 18 03:11:00 2007