The Cowboy Way

"The Cowboy Way"

An Accountant, a Lawyer and a Cowboy were standing
Side-by-Side using the urinal.

The accountant finished, zipped up and started washing
and literally scrubbing his hands...clear up to his elbows
....he used about 20 paper towels before he finished.

He turned to the other two men and commented, "I
graduated from the University of Michigan and they
taught us to be clean."

The lawyer finished, zipped up and quickly wet the tips
of his fingers, grabbed one paper towel and commented,
"I graduated from the University of California and they
taught us to be environmentally conscious."

The cowboy zipped up and as he was walking out
the door said, "I was educated in Horsefly and they
taught us not to piss on our hands!"
Received on Tue Apr 17 08:12:13 2007