Leaning on a Job

"Vice President"

Bernie was so excited about his promotion to Vice
President of the company he worked for and kept
bragging about it to his wife for weeks on end.

Finally she couldn't take it any longer, and told
him, "Listen, it means nothing, they even have
a vice president of peas at the grocery store!"

"Really?" he said. Not sure if this was true or not,
Bernie decided to call the grocery store.

A clerk answered and Bernie said, "May I speak
with the Vice President of peas, please?"

The clerk replied, "Canned or frozen?"

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"Leaning on a Job"

A business owner decides to take a tour around his
business and see how things are going. He goes
down to the shipping docks and sees a young man
leaning against the wall doing nothing.

The owner walks up to the young man and says,

"Son, how much do you make a day?"

The guy replies, "150 dollars."

The owner pulls out his wallet, gives him $150, and
tells him to get out and never come back!

A few minutes later,... the shipping clerk asks the
owner,

"Have you seen that UPS driver?? I asked him
to wait here for me!"
Received on Tue Apr 17 08:10:52 2007