Dangerous Blonde

"Dangerous Blonde"

This Blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on
her. She goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his
apartment unexpectedly, and sure enough, she
opens the door to find him in the arms of a redhead.

Well, the blonde is angry. She opens her purse,
takes out the gun, but as she does, she is overcome
with grief. She takes the gun and points to her head.

The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!"

The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"

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"Blonde in Brunette Coloring"

Once upon a time there was a blonde who was fed
up with the preconceived notion that all blondes were
stupid. So she went to the drug store and bought a
bottle of brunette hair coloring. She then proceeded
to color her hair.

Afterwards, she decided to take a drive into the country.
Coming around a bend, she noticed a herdsman and
his flock of sheep. Curious about the effects of her new
hair color, she decided to stop and ask the herdsman
a proposition.

As she approached him, she asked, "Hey herdsman!
I have a proposition for you. If I can guess the correct
number of sheep in your flock, can I take one for my
own?"

Bewildered at the request, the herdsman replied, "Certainly!"

So after a few minutes of deep concentration, the Blonde
(brunette) responded...

"243!"

"Amazing!” replied the herdsman; " . . .you are correct.
Take any one you want."

So the blonde made her choice and proceeded to walk to
her car. Half way the herdsman stopped her and asked,
"I too have a proposition for you. Do you accept?"

"Certainly, but what is it?" replied the courageous blonde.

The herdsman then said, "If I can guess your natural hair
color, can I have my dog back?"
Received on Wed Apr 11 08:46:08 2007