One Condition

"One Condition"

A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work
cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous and sexy
young woman entered. She was so striking that the
man could not take his eyes away from her.

The young woman noticed his overly-attentive stare
and walked directly toward him. Before he could offer
his apologies for being so rude, the young woman
said to him, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that
you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $100 on
one condition."

Flabbergasted, the man asked what the condition was.

The young woman replied, "You have to tell me what
you want me to do in just three words."

The man considered her proposition for a moment,
withdrew his wallet from his pocket and slowly counted
out five $20 bills, which he pressed into the young
woman's hand. He looked into her eyes and slowly,
meaningfully said,

"Paint my house."
Received on Thu Apr 12 07:05:21 2007