Class Trip

"Class Trip"

My wife is a primary school teacher, and related this
tale after another class returned from a trip to a
working farm:

My wife asked little David if he had enjoyed the trip.

"Yes it was great - we saw sheep, horses, goats,
and fu**ers."

Wife: "er, fine, fine. I know what the sheep and the
rest are, but what is a fu**er?"

David: "Oh, they're the animals that give us milk."

Wife: "but who said they were called, er, f***ers?"

David: "that was our teacher. Well actually she called
them "effers," but we all knew what she meant."
Received on Wed Apr 11 08:42:44 2007