No Sex for Lent

"No Sex for Lent"

As an ultimate test of his will power, a man
decided to give up sex for Lent. Although not
thrilled with the idea, his wife agreed to
support him in this effort. The first few weeks
weren't too difficult.

Things got tougher during the next couple of
weeks, so the wife wore her dowdiest night
clothes and chewed on garlic before going
to bed.

The last couple of weeks were extremely tough
on the husband, so the wife took to locking the
bedroom door and forcing the husband to sleep
on the couch.

Easter morning finally came. A knock came
on the wife's bedroom door.

"KNOCK!!! KNOCK!!! KNOCK!!!" Husband:
"Guess who?"

Wife: "I know who it is!"

Husband:"Guess what I want?"

Wife: "I know what you want!"

Husband: "Guess what I'm knockin' with?"
Received on Sat Apr 7 15:26:03 2007