Yours Is A Redneck Church If...

"Ya'll Know Yours Is A Redneck Church If"

1. Finding and returning lost sheep isn't just a
parable.

2. People ask, when they learn that Jesus fed the
5000, whether the two fish were bass or catfish,
and what bait was used to catch 'em.

3. The pastor says, "I'd like to ask Bubba to help
take up the offering." and five guys stand up.

4. Opening day of deer season is recognized as
an official church holiday.

5. A member of the church requests to be buried in
his 4-wheel-drive truck because "It ain't never been
in a hole it couldn't get out of."

6. The choir is known as the "OK Chorale".

7. The collection plates are really hubcaps from a
'56 Chevy.

8. Baptism is referred to as "branding."

9. High notes on the organ set the dogs on the floor
to howling.

10. The baptismal font is a #2 galvanized washtub.

11. The choir robes were donated by (and embroidered
with the logo from) Billy Bob's Barbecue.
Received on Sat Apr 7 15:29:18 2007