The Winning Lottery Number

"The Winning Lottery Number"

Every year at the state fair Paul entered the
lottery for the brand new truck and lost. This
year, he told his friend David, he wasn't going
to bother and enter.

"What kind of attitude is that?" David asked.
He leaned closer and whispered, "What you
need, pal, is faith. Look around and
see if the good Lord sends you a message."

Strolling around the fair, Paul grew more and
more despondent as the drawing neared. Nothing
struck him, no divine inspiration, no sign from
the Lord.

Finally, while he was passing old Mrs. Kelleher's
pie stand, he glanced over and saw the woman
bending down. She wasn't wearing any panties,
and suddenly her butt began to glow. All of a
sudden, a finger of flame came from the skies and
without her even knowing it, used her butt as a
notepad. The fiery finger etched a seven on each
cheek.

Thanking the Lord, Paul rushed to the raffle booth
and played the number 77. A few minutes later, the
drawing was held. And once again, Paul lost.

The winning number was 707....
Received on Fri Sep 22 02:09:33 2006