Walk Home

"Walk Home"

A biker stopped by the local Harley shop to
have his bike fixed. They couldn't do it while
he waited, so he said he didn't live far and
would just walk home. On the way home
he stopped at the hardware store and bought
a bucket and an anvil. He stopped by the feed
store/livestock dealer and picked up a couple
of chickens and a goose.

However, struggling outside the store he now
had a problem: how to carry all of his purchases
home. While he was scratching his head he
was approached by a little old lady who told
him she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell
me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?"

The biker said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live at
1616 Mockingbird Lane. I would walk you home
but I can't carry this lot." The old lady suggested,
"Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket, carry
the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under
each arm, and carry the goose in your other hand?"

"Why, thank you very much," he said and proceeded
  to walk the old girl home. On the way he said, "Let's
take my short cut and go down this alley. We'll be
there in no time."

The little old lady looked him over cautiously. Then
said, "I am a lonely widow without a husband to
defend me. How do I know that when we get in
the alley you won't hold me up against the wall,
pull up my skirt, and ravish me?"

The biker said, "Holy smokes lady! I am carrying
a bucket, an anvil, two chickens, and a goose.
How in the world could I possibly hold you up
against the wall and do that?"

The lady replied, "Well, set the goose down, cover
him with the bucket, put the anvil on top of the
bucket and I'll hold the chickens!!!"
Received on Thu Sep 21 13:03:45 2006